The Sideline Mom

A Brave Adventure

 Guess what? We heard that some of the Atlanta braves players were going to be in town last night. So we went. Like totally.  

My boys love the Braves. I wrote all about it here awhile back. And when the Braves come to town, you just go. It's what you do.

They brought a really big jersey with them.

 

And a cool ride. Well, According to my boys, any vehicle that sports Chipper Jones on the side IS a cool ride.  They asked if I could do that to our car. I told them I would prefer having Chipper ride in the car with me than on it. Ok, I didn't really say that. But I wanted to. Not really. Ok, maybe. I'll shut up now.

 

So, we got there early and it was a good thing because the people kept-a-comin as they say. Lots of people.

Look at all those smiling faces. Oh.. wait.. those are snarling faces. Are they mad at me? I think they are. Perhaps it's because I'm ahead of them in line. Or maybe it's because I am taking their pic and they don't want me to. I'm not sure which. Or it could just be the economy. Yep , that's it. The economy. Hey,  we're all in this together people. Remember that. I digress once again.

 

The boys were very excited.

 

The "Braves girls" handed out stickers and schedules and business cards and stuff.

There were five "Braves girls" in all. Very cute and bubbly. The young guys in line behind us said (after the girls left of course-fraidy cats) "I can think of five more reasons why I love the Braves even more now". My boys didn't quite get this comment.  I'm so very glad.   Men!  

 

Then "they" arrived.

 

Then "they" sat down.

 

Except this guy. They wanted an interview from the homeboy.

This would be Mike Minor. Former Vanderbilt pitcher, now Braves pitcher. 6'4 left hander from Chapel Hill Tennessee. They wanted to talk. So they talked.

 

Then they started to autograph our stuff.

 

Fox News was there. They had big cameras. I like big cameras. I like them alot. 

 

General manager Frank Wren right here at the front of the line . Genuinely nice guy. Talked to the fans and asked a lot of qustions.

 

And then Third base Coach Brian Snitker. He thought Mo was cute.

 

Then umm... Mr. Jason Heyward. What can I say other than he is considered by most to be the number one ranked Major League baseball prospect of 2010.

 

He is a big kid. Right-fielder and so young. He smiled for my camera and I thanked him for coming out. He was very polite with a "your welcome". We will be watching him for sure.

 

Then one more autograph.

 

Austin particularily loved meeting this guy because he's a pitcher. 

 I also thanked Mr. Minor because at this point my boys were so star-struck they couldn't really talk. Which I thought was particularily funny, seeing that most days I can't get them to be quiet for anything.

 

And then Fox News interviewed the boys.

 

They asked them all sort of questions like "Where are you from"? and "Who is your favorite Braves player"? And "Would you like to say something to Bobby Cox since it's his last year as manager"? They also prompted them to say things like " GO BRAVES!" and " We're NUMBER ONE!" and "FAREWELL BOBBY and GOOD LUCK!"

 

The boys answered the questions well, and performed the promptings as asked but really didn't know what to think. Especially with that big camera staring right at them and all. 

 

The camera man wanted more from my little Morgan. Which was funny because he was the most nervous to speak out of the two of them. Then when he was finished he ran over to me in great surprise and said "That wasn't bad AT ALL  mom!" He said "I thought I was afraid but it didn't scare me" 

 

It was a good experience for both of them. They learned a camera is not nearly as scary as one would think. 

Then this guy showed up. And it was all over.

Do you see him posing for my camera? Oh yeah! He played it up big time. 

 

Everyone loves Homer. How could you not?!!! Look at that face.

 

And then we went home. Only it took and hour and half as opposed to the normal twenty five because of rain and traffic but htat was ok. So worth every minute, just to see the looks on faces of these guys.

Glad we went and we are grateful.

Grateful for:

Baseball (the season is starting REAL soon)

big league players taking time out to see little leaguers

fun mascots

big cameras

traffic

rain

autographs

 and this big wonderful thing called life.

Over and out

Until next time.

The Sideline Mom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  
 
 

 
  

It Snowed!

It's not like it has never snowed before but here in Middle Tennessee if we have a snow shower that accumulates to more than just a dusting or even over an inch for that matter, we are excited. Totally, totally excited. And we act a little crazy.

This past weekend we were totally, totally excited when we recieved this. Please forgive the fuzz on the pics-my sensor needed a cleaning. Fuzz... it happens.

 

Quite a lot of snow. Somewhere around 4-6 inches, perhaps more in different areas of Tennessee.

 

Then came the ice. A nice thick layer over all that snow and then were not so happy anymore.

 

Ice makes all things difficult. It was really hard to sled, build a snowman or even just plain walk. And nobody even attempted to drive.

See Blaze running "on top" of the snow. A solid sheet of ice. But every once in awhile the ice would give-way and you would go down hard. Real hard. It was like hitting concrete.  Ouch!.

 

We tried to sled. It was difficult also. The boys tried snow/ice surfing but after so many falls on that rock hard ice they were beat.

 
  
Austin said "I'm beat mom and my knees are killing me I'm goin in". He went in.

 

Mo on the other hand  stayed with it a bit longer, but after awhile even he was exhausted.

 

After all that we took our beat and bruised bodies inside for something warm to drink. We also talked stragedy on how to build a snowman with all this ice in the way. We contemplated going under the ice and finding the soft snow. We thought perhaps the next day the warm sun that was forecasted to show it's pretty little self would melt it enough to create a sort of slush that we could somehow roll into a ball. And then we altogether changed our plan. 

We thought why not just use the ice for something else.

Like a fort. We don't have to build a snowman. Right?!!

So we went at it so to speak.

 

Started gathering and stacking.

 
   

Before we knew it we had a huge masterpiece. Ok maybe a little masterpeice. But a masterpiece none the less.

 

  Actually there is so much ice still ice left that we could build and entire ice city if we so choose. But they were happy with this for now. Boy was I thankful because  I was TIE- ERD! But I'm a wimp, so what am I talking about.

 

Proud and satisfied with their accomplishment they set out to enjoy it.

 

 

But after all that work, they too were tired. CAMP OUT!!

 

What could be more fun than that? Even if they did get a little wet from laying in the snow.

Snoozing.

 

So we did not get a snowman this time round but this was just as good. Better actually.

 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Have a spectacular day!

Over and out.

The stuck inside with nothing to do SidelineMom.

 

 

 
  

 

 

Dribble, shoot, score

More basketball. Tis the season.

This little number 5 is flying through it with much enthusiam. He simply loves it! Austin is not playing this year. (he is preparing for baseball season - getting ready to pitch is what he is currently doing)

 

But Mo, well he just love's a challenge. More specifically the challenge of outscoring another team for a win. It is what he loves. It's what he exists to do. Like totally dude.

 I love to watch it. And take pictures of it of course. It is what I exist to do. Along with doing laundry of course. And dishes. And cooking and cleaning and shoveling snow ...  I digress once again. (just kidding on the snow part )

 

Anyway, we are three games in and for the record, three games up. Undefeated.

(Mo made both of his free throws here below - my dad is busting his button's over this right now)

 

A fun time is being had by all.

 

I am personally still working on improving my blurry, dark gymnasium shots. They are a thorn in my side at the moment.

But I will overcome!

Succeed!

Triumph!

Trancend the ugly basketball shots. 

I swear I will.  It's my mission. Or not. It sounded good anyway. 
   

 

But until then, please do enjoy  these pics in all there glorious blurriness. I insist.

Any suggestions would be greatly, greatly and once again greatly appreciated.

Until next time.

The Sideline Mom

 

 

  

Changing it up.

January 13, 2010

We were bored. It's not like we really should have actually been experiencing bordom right after diving back into school lesson's after a good span of off time during the holidays, but we were. Bored that is. Yes, just plain bored. NOT into it as they say. Hey, I'm just being honest here. 

So, on wednesday, at 11:23am the boys after finding ourselves (for lack of a better word) spent. We had piddled in history, dabbled in some math, and blurted out a good  piece of poetry or two, then...... we were done. Call it cabin fever if you want, even lack of focus would be alright (theres that word for mine for the new year-focus) or just plain laziness, but we just needed to get out and about so to speak. So, I google things to do in Nashville and surprisingly I found that we have a Tennessee Sports Hall fame I didn't really know existed.

FIELD TRIP!

We it the road.

Made our way the "the downtown" as I like to call it. I don't know why I like to call it that I just do, ok?

 

The Tennessee Sports Hall of Fame that we so eagerly wanted to check out was located at the Sommet Center. Just a hop, skip and jump from our house.  15 minutes down I-65 to tell the truth. I like telling the truth.

 

Welcome to Smashville my dears!

 

We headed in to check the whole thing out. It was 2 bucks a ticket, what did we REALLY have to lose?!! Six dollars I suppose. Very inexpensive field trip if I do say so myself.

 

The boys were excited. When I called the info lady she told me there were several interactive areas the boys could par-take in, so Mo being the interactive kid he is was really excited. Any chance he has to compete with anyone in anything at anytime is a moment of happiness for him. He came with his game face on. Fo reals peeps.

 

Just let me say that the part where he had to sit and watch the sport video in the beginning was not a highlight for him. Just tellin the truth here folks.

 

Now for the tour. We began with football. Seemed like a good place to start.

 

They found a few of the displays very interesting.

Ourt beloved number nine was a highlight. We will always miss him. And remember.

 

Then onto some of the interactive stuff.

Taking home the gold medal in the "I love to play sports and win division" was Morgan Chandler. While his brother, taking home the silver, was a bit peeved. Welcome to my world everybody.

 
  

Then he decided to  compete in the Men's 100m breastroke.

 

Not quite as easy as he originally thought. But he pulled his own weight so to speak. 

 

To be perfectly honest that was all there was to the Hall of Fame.

It was a very nice display of donated Tennessee Sports memorbilia but in all truthful-ness it was seriously lacking in real excitement. Especially for the young-ins.

Mo said "This is not fun. Let's go." So we went.

Disappointed by our spur of the moment field-trip we sulked out of the Sommet Center ready to trudge home. Then we spotted this place right across the street.

 I said to the boys. "Does that sign have the word beignets in it?" Austin said "Yes, yes I believe it does!"

Here's one thing I know for sure ... beignets make everything better.

 

And so it goes.

The field trip to the sports hall of fame was a flop but... one bite of these puppies saved the day. Thanks Wild Bill! (really cool place by the way-full of motorcycle stuff, if you like that sort of thing)

  

So good they will make your eyes cross. 

 

Then we went and skateboarded for 3 hours. 

Now thats what I call changing it up.

I love homeschool. So very, very much.

Over and out.

Til next time

The SLM 

 

 

 
   

 

  

First game

Basketball season has offically started. I am so happy. There is nothing I find more enjoyable than watching 7 and 8 year olds learn how to run full speed down a court while dribbling a ball and keep it all going till they can shoot that first shot. I consiser it fun in it's highest form But then again with me... it does not take much.

This guy is also very happy. Number five. He's a cutie. If you're askin me. you are asking me rright? Ok, good.

 

He started his team off right with making the first basket of the season.

 SCORE!

 Two points!!

 

He also made some fast breaks.

 

Super steals

 

Pro-style dribbling

 

Nice lay-ups and good shooting.

 
  

He and his team went on to take the 21-10 victory for the first game of the season. A great way to start!

 

Here's to the next seven games. May they all be met with as much success!

 

I'm just glad he's out there  doing his thang. Make my life a bit more enjoyable. Ok,  ALOT.

Now I'm off to work on those camera skills for the gymnasium. Blurry and dark. ICK! It ain't easy peeps. It just ain't easy.

Have a good one.

Over and Out.

The Sideline Mom 

 
   

It's 2010. Got word.

For the past few years I have taken on the idea of having a word for the new year.

Read all about it here.

I never have been a resolution type person, but I do enjoy meditating on something good. So, the idea of one solitary word for the sparkly, illuminated new year is one I meet with extreme hyper enthusiam. Or calm enthusiam. Depends on which day you catch me.  

So I have decided on my word and the little guys name would be called

FOCUS.

I am sure my friends and family will enjoy this. I mean .. I think they would wholly enjoy the increased focus I hopefully hope to obtain over the new year, but I really think it will more likely be that they will enjoy my comical attempt at obtaining more focus. 

It's just hard folks. To focus that is.

It's just that in between

Homeschooling/educating my children

 

Driving them to every sporting event on the globe

 

Watching/cheering/encouraging them through every moment of those particular sporting events. You gotta be there people.

 

 

Washing the stinky uniforms/socks/laundry they produce from those sporting events.

 

Folding that laundry

 

Putting that now non-stinky laundry away

 

Buying, preparing and cooking nutritious food so that they can continue to perform well at homeschool and in those sporting events.

 

 

Scrapbooking those sporting events. So that one day we may all have roses to look upon in the December's of our's lives. 

 

Blogging about our schenanigans to keep those beloved family and friends entertained. And ourselves as well. 

 

Texting my friend Amy

 

Painting my toes. Twice. In a 12 month period. If I'm that lucky. (from this pic you can I had not been that lucky)  

 

Petting the dog

 

Keeping up my Netflix's obsession. I heart movies. I just do.

and finally cuddling the punks

 

Is easy to lose focus. Real easy. Sorta like this last picture. Very blurry. Like I have been for... oooh lets say... the last 10 years. Blurry, blurry, blurry. Ok maybe not that long.  

Focus here Sideline Mom!

See, there I go again. Losing focus.

It's not easy but I'm going to give it a go.

Seriously. All kidding aside. I really am focusing on focusing.

Focus. Ah yes, I'm starting to see it all a little better.

Until next time.

Over and out.

(Oh and that darn grey sweatshirt I have on in every dad-gum picture is about to go. It's my uniform. Wear it nearly everyday. I need to focus on the whole style/wardrobe issue this year also.  Geez.) 

 

  
   

Closing out 2009

Had a great Christmas/Holiday/Celebration season peeps! How bout ya'll? The season brought lots of fun. The usual traditions were celebrated. It also brought much decorating, baking (not as much in years past I might add), cooking, (lots and lots of cooking) shopping, one overnight hospital visit for myself (which I may or may not talk about at a later time- I'm fine really. Very, very fine.) present wrapping, "Christmas looking" (as Morgan refers to it-which would be going to see Christmas lights) and joy. Lots and lots joy. And of course.. the following: (warning-way too many pics ahead-too hard to narrow it down peeps)

A birthday surprise.

 

 
It's the only thing he asked for. Look at that smile! "Thanks mom and dad Grampy, and Aunt Jenni!"

Visiting friends that are really like family. 

One birthday lunch with Auntie Laurie. "Thanks Auntie Laurie!" You are the best!
   

Cool Christmas table centerpieces which were on the table at that birthday lunch. Love it! I need to go into the flower business. I'm convinced of it. I am a T-total sucker for flowers. (even if they are a little wilted)

 

Lots of cinnamon roll making.

 

Yummy dinners.

 

Folks to eat it all.

 

New P.J.'s. Ummmm, cozy!

Time spent "Christmas looking". With Blaze of course. He loves Christmas looking! We giggled ourselves silly!

 

Then Santa delivered and got it right again this year. Santa always get's it right. How does he do it?!!

 

One Tony Hawk ride Wii game. Because they don't skateboard enough while  outside of the house for goodness sake.

 

Of course new boards for shredding it up "Tony style" while on the streets.

 

Very blurry pic. But it helps with the intensity of their "major game on cool" faces.

 

 

Special gifts for dad. Cause well... he's special. 

 

And joy. More joy than I can fit into one blog post. (well at least I tried with the photo's right?

Lot of joy for me. Because of this one here.

 

Joy because of this one here.

 

Joy because of both of them together.

 All though it really all depends on what day you ask me. I kid. Or not.

 

But really a lot joy because life is one big gigantic miracle, and it blows me away just about everyday. But most of all this time of year.

And I am grateful. 

Now I'm off to work off the cinnamon rolls I ate nearly everyday. Good grief Charlie Brown! Those I am not joyful about. Not in the slightest.

Hope you had a joyful season also.

Much love to you and yours.

Over and out.

The (overly toxic with cinnamon rolls) Sideline Mom.

 
 
   

 

Merry Christmas!

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,

The gladness of Christmas give you hope,

The warmth of Christmas grant you love.

 

Hope it's the most memorable one yet!

Much love,

The Sideline Mom   

No longer a 3 syllable age.

This guy had a birthday yesterday.

 

I can hardley stand it. He's now 12. Yes 12! Where on God's green earth did the time go? 

I remember when he was not even here yet.  I mean on the planet. Well, what I really mean is I remember when he was still under my rib cage. We were fighting for space. Him and I. I and him. Us. Bumping into one another. Kinda like we do in the kitchen now. Oh nevermind.

Anyway, at my regularly scheduled friday appointment I remember the Dr. saying "Would you like to have this baby before or after Christmas"? Excuse me? I did not know I would have a choice. I always thought it would transpire like something from a  movie scene.

Big huge contractions.

Doubled over in pain.

Keith flying down the interstate with me blowing short little breaths. (shoo shoo shoo shoo)

Me digging fingernails into his forearm. And then smacking him silly for getting me into the whole ridiculous situation. 

But no. It did not happen that way. Nope not at all. 

Again sitting on the exam table the Dr. says "So what will it be, before or after?"As if I was ordering dinner at the Cracker Barrels or something. So what'll ya have honey, the meatloaf or Uncle Hershals special?"

 Snapped back to reality. Oh Lordy! The pressure of a decision.  One knowing glace towards Keith and we knew.

Before! We both were sure. Ready, not so much but definately sure. Alright says the doc, monday it is.

And so it goes.

One very long weekend. Sitting in the baby room rocking chair for hours.

Folding and refolding tiny little baby clothes in hues of yellow and green.

Wondering... a boy or a girl.

Up at 5:00 am on the 22 of December. I never slept a wink anyway.

And then...   he   was here. And nothing has  ever, ever, never, ever, ever been the same. 

Who knew? I sure did not. Really.  The reality was shocking. Beautiful but shocking.

I sat in the bathtub and I cried.    I cried and I cried and I cried. Then I cried some more. Then I cried one more time.

For 3 days.

Then I put on my big girl panties, walked out of the bathroom and became a mother. 

And since that day, 12 years have past. Quickly. Very, very quickly.

 

Twelve amazing, spectacular, shocking, spastic, gut wrenching, dimpled, exciting, unbelieveably difficult and joyous years.

And to tell you the truth, the gratitude in my heart overwhelms me. It's just too much. Really.

 

Happy Birthday to my first born! I love you as big as the sky. 

Over and out

The (now I need a gosh-dern tissue) Sideline mom.
  

 

December Daily Days 10 - 14

I never seem to be able to stay up to date with my DD album. But that's ok right? Right!

I am currently at day 14. I will play catch up tonight now that I have new ink cartridges and more adhesive. Yee haw!

Day 10 

 

Close-up of 10. Love those Making Memories word stickers. 

 

Day 11.

We don't attend many parties. So we have little one's of our own. Usually with lot's cheese's and crackers, sparkling cider, music playing and many a moment of acting silly. We entertain ourselves pretty darn well.

 

Day 12. This guy is figuring out what Christmas is really all about if you know what I mean. The transition has contained a little bit of all of the following:

Tears.

Revelation.

Insight.

Sadness.

Acceptance.   And who knows what else. What I do know is that it's hard when your little ones become big ones and  realize the guy in the big red suit might be something a little different than what they kinda thought.  Innocence departing. *big sigh* It happens.

 

 

I played up the page a bit with a Polar Express quote. Ya know with the whole " Sounds like this is your crucial year " bit and all. Trying to drive home the point of how it's still fun to believe.

 

Adhered a big BELIEVE tag and then a little one that says "Santa Claus is coming. I think he get's it.

 

Day 13. Letters to Santa. Big guy was a good sport and played along for the sake of the little guy. He is such a good big brother. Really he is.

 

Absolutely love this number 13 from shabby chic crafts. 

 

Day 14. And I would love to go into the whole tree hunting story that transpired this year but I think this one is better left untold. For the sake of all thats good and right with the world.

 

I do love those little red trees though. So festive don't cha think. From SEI by the way.

 

More pages to come.

Also basketball season is starting for the little Mo man. And they have been to the indoor skatepark so I'll be posting more sports shots soon. I promise.

Now... I think I need some eggnog. 

Over and out.

The Sideline Chick.

 
 
 

 
  

December Daily 2009

So I am a bit behind on this project but I so love to do this December Daily album. After going through the process last Christmas and recording all the festivities, I knew it was something I would want to continue. So, here's what I have so far this season.

The idea of this daily holiday documentation was from non other than the fabulous Ali Edwards. If you know who she is you need no explanation if not, you can learn all about her on her website. She's great.

 

Now I had several albums I could have used this year and had originally intended to use something else but in a mad rush one day I followed Ali's lead and went with the canvas album she is using this year.

She covered her album with fabric and I love it. I thought I may do the same,  but when I got the album in my hands and I gazed upon the lovelyness of this canvas I knew there was one thing and one thing only that I could do with it. PAINT! Those of you who know me are aware of how much I love to paint those of you who don't ... I love to paint people. 

Here is a project I did about 10 years ago for Christmas. It's a large canvas (originally an Eddie Bauer canvas blind for a window) I painted to go above the fireplace mantle.   I have always loved Mary Engelbriet designs and wanted desperately to have some of her designs up on my wall at Christmas. I'll show you more on this later.

 

So here's what I decided on with the album.

 I painted the trim first.

 

Then I sketched out some festive letters and began painting. Again, with the festive Mary E. look so to speak.

Once finished witht he lettering, I decided to add a little Santa to the mix.

 

Completed the cover looks something like this.

 Now for the good stuff. the inside.

Title page.     C is for Chandler and also for Christmas.

Day 1

 

Day 2. A letter will go here. I still working on it.

 

Day 3. Starbucks! What a way to start the season.

 

Day 4. Advent calendar is up!

 

Day 5. A Christmas parade! Highlight so far. 

 

Day 6. Pulled out the decorations.

 

Day 7. My littlest elf. He's been nice this year. I think.

 

Day 8. Went to see P Dub. I like her. She's funny.

 

Day 9. Cookies! No Christmas seson is complete without them.S econd pic is the backside of day 9. (it's a cookie recipe)

 

 

Day 10. As you can see I have not put the pics in yet. I need to get busy.

 

What I love most about this is my boys never forgetting all the wonderful things we have done. The memories that may slip by as do the years. I want to them to look back and remember. It's so easy to forget. Now they'll be reminded.

I'll post more progress as I make it.

Hope you are having a wonderful Christmas time and that you are making a few wonderful memories while you're at it.

Until next time.

Over and out.

The SLM

 

 

  

 

All the things I did not get to say to Pioneer Woman that I really wanted to.

Last night I went to see my favorite blogger. I thought it was the right thing to do. Plus she was going to be visiting the mall right down the road from me. How could I not go? Right?

She had written a cookbook and was doing a book tour. I had to go.

 

Anyway, I have been reading her funny stories and trying her delicious recipies for well over a year now.  I really like her. She's great. So before I headed out he door, I carefully planned what I would say. In fact I even typed them out. You know, cause I didn't want to mess up and stuff.

 

I thought I could run through the questions and tell her thank you for sharing her life with us in under a minute or two, but when I arrived at the bookstore this is what I found. Hundreds of people.

Several hundreds of people.

And I was one of the last to get at ticket in line. I realized at that point I would not be having any (even one minute) conversations with her. What had I been thinking?

 

Pioneeer Woman you have a lot of signing to do.  reminds me of ("Lucy you have some splaining to do") name that tv show.

So... here are a few of the things I would have asked. Just for fun.

 

Where are you staying in Nashville and will you be blogging about it?

Are you wearing your Spanx?

How is Mike and what are you getting him for Christmas. How bout Ga Ga.

Why have I yet to win anything on your blog. (A hem-clears throat) I am absolutely your #1 fan and still... nada.

Is Charlie really that adorable, smug and lathargic in person? Or does he just do that for the camera?

Have you been invited to be on anymore TV shows?

Are you going back to the Bonnie Hunt show soon? (I love watching those segments)

Do you really like Pesky Tim or do you just have to say so to keep the peace? I know she really like's him- I'm just kidding

Are your boys completely different personality wise. Your girls? 

Do you ever go through periods of time where you just do not want to cook?

What are your  top 5 all time favorite movies?

Give a rough estimate as to how many times a day you squeeze Marlboro Man's forearms?

 

I will never get those answers. But I did get a picture and that was fun.

I also met Betsy and Hyacinth. Her sister and best friend.   She has written about them so often I feel as if I know them. They were  lovely. I did ask them a few  questions and they handed me a t-shirt. It was a great time.

 

Still so much I wanted to say.

 Ree Drummond is the kind of gal you want to sit down with have a cup of coffee and talk.

 If I could have I have would said to her... P Dub (short for Pioneer Woman) since I have been reading your blog I have bought more butter in one year than I ever thought I would purchase in a lifetime and I've enjoyed every minute.

 I have actually come to love cows. They really are cute.

 I love and look forward to her stories about Mike. They are my favorite and make my heart swell.   (although the story about her mother-in-law saying "dick" several times over will stay with me for a lifetime)

The fact that we both pick our toes, call our kids punks, think we are dying from strange unknown illnesses and spend the majority of our waking hours snapping thousands of pictures while spouting off lines and quotes from movies by the dozen makes me believe that in some strange way that we were separated at birth.  I won't even mention the hiney tingles.  I thought I was the only one. Seriously. Who knew?

But lastly I would have said thank  you. Thank you for you're creativity, wit, wisdom and most of all inspiring me to get in the kitchen and cook. My family thinks they've died and gone to heaven since I happened upon your site and started printing out recipies by the 10's and 20's. They thank you also. I appreciate you and was so very glad I got to meet you.  You really are simply the best.

Yes, that's what I would have said.

 

And I guess I just did.

 

Over and out.

Until next time.

The Sideline Momma.

 

Having a Cool Yule.

 
Skateboarder's are cool. They just are. There is no other way around it. And when I find myself surrounded by them I feel... well.. totally uncool. Cause I'm not cool in the slighest. Not one bit.  And being around there coolness just sorta makes any tiny bit of coolness I may have sorta possibly had, go right out the window. Am I making any sense? I didn'think so.

 
 But.... the upside to surrounding yourself with cool skateboarding punks is that reguardless of wether I'm cool or not I have a spectacular time. They are fun and entertaining. And fun. Did I mention fun? Ok, good.

So, my skater boy, dude, knucklehead, punks had the opportunity to skate behind our local skate shops Christmas parade float yesterday. It was totally rad. I followed. I felt so uncool.

But I was entertained. No doubt.

 

And the boys.. well they were in their own personal little heavens. 

"Hi mom."

 

Big "ollie" for the camera from the A-Train. (an ollie is a skateboard trick - for all you uncool peeps out there like me)

 

A-top the float were a few skaters that were ridiculously good.

 

 

How in the world one skates on a board a-top of a moving vehicle, on a ramp that's moving, that's a-top of a trailer, that's moving, on top of a board, with wheels, that's  a-top of a moving vehicle that starts and stops...

is 

way 

beyond

me.

Seriously. These guys are athletes. You gotta have balance, strength, coordination, creativity and a belief in yourself to do this stuff.

Here's what I'm trying to say. It ain't easy folks. 

 

This little guy wanted so badly to be up there on that float. Instead he did his tricks "street style" so to speak. I'm so very glad for this if you're asking me. I'm not ready for my baby to be up on large ramps that are moving on the back of trailer beds while standing on a board with wheels  (even if it is only 2 MPH) Nope. Just not ready for that yet.

 

But he got to hang out with other cool skater dudes and that made him really happy.

 

Once we hit the main street the real fun began. Things like this happened.

Dude jumped off the back of the moving trailer and landed it.

It's alright, go ahead and be impressed.

 

Then we high-fived, waved and wished everybody we could a Merry Christmas.

 

 

I was amazed at the amount of people. Everyone loves a parade I suppose.

It was great!

 

Then when the festivities ended the little dudes got on the very STILL ramp.

 
 

Except for a few minor difficulties, they tore it up so it speak.

 

We later found out Mo's wheels and bearings were full of tinsel and candy cane crumbs. Who would of thunk? 

So we were off to clean them out.

Next year I'm boarding. You think I'm kidding. Just you wait.

Over and out.

The (very uncool but quite ok with it) Sideline Mom.

(next post - this year's December Daily album- I'm loving it!!)   

 
 
 
  
 
 
   

   

Snap out of it!

 Ever heard anyone say that? Snap out of it? Well, I'm trying. It's not easy sometimes. When I was younger so much younger than todaaaay, I never needed anybody's help in any.... oh nevermind I won't sing you a Beatles song (unless you really want me to) but when I was younger, so very, very much younger, I could bounce back so much easier. You see... I fell.

I fell hard.

 Yes, these would be my elbows. won't even show you my right knee. I didn't take a picture of it anyway. It was gut-wrenching. (sorry for the graphic-nature of these photos-it happens sometimes-graphic-ness that is) Is graphic-ness a word. I didn't think so.

 

Anyway, I was skateboarding. Naw, not really, actually I was doing what you can find me doing most days in my little world. I was taking pictures. Yep!  I was shooting pics of these lovely, fine ledgendary country music stars. They were getting inducted onto the Country Music walk of Fame. This would be Dolly. I love her. I love her in so many, many ways. She is epic. Beautiful. Wise. Funny. I love me some funny now. And she brings lots of good to others. I think that's what I love best about her. Yep it is. She's the carrier and deliverer of so much good. So I was taking pics of her. Cause I like her. She's nice.

 

Man those are big! I'm talking about her fingernails of course. Get your mind out of the gutter people.

 

I was also taking pictures of this guy before I fell.  He had a run-in with the devil once. You see the devil came down to Georgia and was lookin for a soul to steal. Charlie Daniels soul. He didn't get it. Charlie Daniels was there with his soul I might add and he also got a star on the walk of fame. I took his picture also. See.

 

Then this guy. Kid Rock. I think he's a bit more rock than country. But us country folks are gracious if nothing else so I suppose he can be on our country music walk of fame. But just this once.

 

And my family. They were visiting from Georgia and Arizona. They wanted to see them some country music stars and stuff.  

 

And then I fell. I fell like a steel ball. I was trying to get a few more shots of Dolly and I stood up on a wall that was about 2 feet tall. When I turned to jump off, my knee gave out. Smack! I hit the ground like nobody's business. It was about as fun as sitting in an insurance seminar next to Marylin Manson. Or pulling my teeth out one at a time with pliers. Everyone should give it a go sometime. Really.

 I was trying to "save"  the camera from possible damage so my elbow's took the brunt of the fall. And my knee. My poor mangled knee.

My family was horrified, I was in shock and the country music stars were embarrased for me. Just kidding the stars didn't even know I was there.

So it's been a long road back. I've been trying to snap out of it for over a week. But I think I'm finally coming around. 

My boys learned something very valuable...

This is why you wear your elbow and knee pads while skateboarding.  why their mother will NEVER take no for an answer when telling them to put them on before skating.

 

Funny how I have not had one bit of back talk when I tell them to get their pads on since this day.

Hmmmm. Vetty, vetty interesting.

Here's a lesson boys and girls.  Take it from me. Please. When you are boarding, skating, biking WEAR YOUR PADS ! Heck even if you're snapping pics of famous people while standing on concrete walls put them on. 

Just in case.

Love and giggles.

Over and out.

The Sideline Mom.  
   

 
 
 
 
  

Hi there, Hello, How are you? (a very random post here folks)

Seems as if it has been forever since I blogged. But not really. It has actually only been a few days since I last babbled on about my own personal useless information.  Here I go again.

The last week has been filled with boys, school lessons, household duties, yummy recipies, bite of more than you can chew projects and Halloween. I think I need a vacation. But then again I always think I need a vacation. It's how I roll.

 

 Well, hello there Austin and Blaze! My dog believe's he is human. See him here relaxing on the ottoman with boy #1 as if he's just one of the guys? He is completely oblivious to the fact he is in truth of the canine variety when it comes to living species. He thinks he's human. Totally. That's how he roll's. The nerve. 

 Actually he has us all rolling in hysterics on a regular basis. I love him and (minus the white hair his body seems to spew like a fountain hourly) I don't know what in the world I would do without him. Honestly. 

 

Next. A project of epic proportions. Re-upholstery. Not for the faint of heart.

Be afraid. Be totally, completely and completely and totally afraid. 

Actually, it was not as bad as it looks. Just very time consuming. I'll tell you all about the heinous act later and show you the outcome. But only if your nice to me.  

 

We carved pumpkins. (I have no idea what Austin is doing in the background this pic. I believe he is staring at a piece of furniture for no reason. Just don't ask-I have no time to explain)

 
Why is it again that we do this every year? Oh yeah, it's because we all need to spend 13 dollars on large orange gourds that you cut and gut and sit on your porch for one solitary evening and then throw them all away. "Eeet's for fun". (name that movie)

I made Paster Ryan's Mexican Lasagna posted here in the cooking section and unless you are planning on feeding a small country, cut the recipe in half. Cause it makes enough to feed a small country. It was umm, umm good.  *burp*

 

Then I made Apple Crisp. Cause it was like the next step in doing the right thing on a daily basis. I like doing the right thing on daily basis. It's fun. * burp* (the ice cream is optional, but only if you are not very smart)

 
 

Next, I decided to do one more project because I am like 15 kinds of crazy and like I told you earlier, I need a vacation and you know what they say?  Well, what they say is that "Art is an escape without ever leaving your home". Or something like that. Yep, that is what they say. Even though I have no idea who they are.  But I like they. They are smart.

Three canvas's. Painted black. 

 

I then enlarged some of my favorite floral photo's I've taken in the past and placed them on the canvas's. That way, no matter if I have fresh flowers in the house or not, I can gaze upon these precious petal's any ol' time my heart desires.

 

These images move me, soothe me and make me realize how perfectly life is designed. There really are no mistakes. It's all designed just perfectly. 

 I think. Yep. I'm sure of it. Kinda.

 

There will be three. I will hang them so I can see them from my bed. I love them.

"Just what I always wanted. I will name him George. I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.."(name that cartoon)

Can't wait to hang them. A little piece of sanity in a world that's gone mad. Dramatic much?  

 

And lastly but most assuredly not least.

My greatest creation. The Volturi. Well, actually not the Volturi, but my children as the Volturi (aka the Vampires from the Twilight saga) I heart the Twilight saga, Great, great story.  I made most of A's costume. It was kinda fun. A little.

 

We tricked. We treated. We also trick or treated. Nevermind. I have no idea what I am saying here.

 

 

We also aquired large amount's of candy. And  as usual, if consumed in it's entirety will inflict bodily harm. 

 

So, just like the large orange gourds, it will be thrown away soon.

Ain't Halloween fun? 

That's all for now folks. My sister is coming to visit this week and I'm like excited the the 3 degree.  

So until next time. What project are you working on this fall? I'd love to know.

Much love and pretty leaves everywhere,

The Side line momma.  
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
  

 

Trash or Treasure?

About a week of so ago I decided to tackle the 5 boxes of greeting cards and other memorbilia that had been sitting and gathering dust in my house since 1842. Alright, I have not really been alive that long (just feels like that some days)  but the contents of several of the box's did actually date back to the late 80's and had not been touched or looked at since about never. I also inherited lots of my mother's stuff. It's called the passing on of the junk phenomenon.

Here are just a few of the boxes.

 And I do mean hundred's of greeting cards. Several hundred. Filling several boxes. That just sat there in my house doing nothing. Like a rock. Or a man watching football. For E V E R! I decided it was time to rid the house of it all. Or most of it at least.  I also believe that the general rule on keeping stuff goes something like this:

If the item has not been used, worn or sat on in the last six months and does not serve a specific purpose, it's time to pitch that sucker to the hill's. Or something like that. 

 

Herein lies the only problem with that. I'm a sentimentalist. (is that a real word?) I have a hard time throwing items away that I believe to have meaning or are useful in rekindling a beneficial memory of some sort. It's silly issue and I have oodles of junk I don't really need because of it. I've just always been that way. Why? I'd like to know. Someone please tell me now! Oh, nevermind. 

Next I asked myself outloud "Self, how often will you really sit down and look at all of this stuff again, if ever?" I answered with a loud "Never! I will never, ever look at this stuff".  I talk to myself often. My boys have finally gotten use to this little quiky trait about their mother and by now have stopped asking who I'm talking to, which I am thankful for because I was running out of things to say. Things like "Oh, I'm just talking with my inner child sweetie, she was lonely" or "I was just singing, very slowly" or my personal favorite  "I was just practicing my lines in case I'm ever in a movie". They never really bought any of those. Not really.

Anyway, I started rummaging through the stuff and decided on this method of keeping/tossing things:

• If it's a greeting card with a long message or letter - KEEP. (reading written words from a loved one is fun)  
• If it's a greeting card with one name signed inside. EX. Love, Aunt Willameena - TOSS. (it was a nice thought)
• If it's a thought you have jotted down or favorite quote - KEEP. ( you can plan on making a book of your favorite quotes to look at from time to time-or not)
• If it's a letter you've previously written to someone and you've since inherited  back - KEEP. (it's wonderful to see how far you've come since moving off to some unknown city when you were naive enough to think you knew it all and had it all figured out and wrote home about brillant you were. Or thought you were. Entertaining reading for sure.)
• If it's old notes and "how to's" on the perfect diet and how to stay super skinny forever - refer to bulletpoint #2   
• If you come across something like what I'm about to show you below- KEEP KEEP KEEP. Keep it I say! Keep it forever and look at it 5 time's a day like I have since finding it two weeks ago. Then frame it like so you can continue to read it everyday til infinity.

A note of my mother's. I have never seen it before now. In her beautiful handwriting. With her perfectly looped g's and f's and y's  that I loved so much.

It's a list. Of things she had loved. I thought... when did she write this? There is no date what-so-ever to be found. The paper is old, aged. Was she twenty five? Thirty five? 

 I sat mesmerized as I read through each one. Like a little, super short glimpse of her life on paper. The things she LOVED. Did I ever really know ALL of the thing she loved? She was a lover of life. Really she was.

I couldn't help but think these thing as I read certain items:

pipe smoke - her gradfather smoked a pipe and I can alway remember her talking about the wonderful smell of his pipe when she was a child. She truly loved this.

butterfly's- one of her favorite things on earth. Truly!

hot coffee -  me too mama, me too!

brown eyes - mine perhaps? (smile)

new shoes - I didn't know she loved new shoes!

dimples - her very favorite thing about my Austin

What a treasure I found. For a sentimentalist (there's that word again), junk keeping, scrapbooking, detailed sap like me, I had just hit a goldmind. Most of the rest of the stuff could be tossed at this point. I'd found a keeper. Loved it!

Such a sweetie she was.

 

Now, what things have I loved? Truly loved? I will ponder.

It's good to clean out the junk and get organized.

 What I've learned from this experience... the gold/treasure that lies within a pile of junk can be found if your willing to take the time to sift through it all.

"Really, really." (name that movie)

Try it you'll like it.

I think.

Over and out.

The SLM

 

Halloween Sneak Peek (kinda)

It is really, really, really, really, really hard to try and convince the little brother

to not want to be just like the big brother.

 

And so ladies and gentlemen... even though I have yet to come across a real life Edward Cullen, I most certainly have the Volturi. Like in my household. Sorta.

More bone chillin pics to come.

Oh and be careful... your neck is showing.

 

Now please eat drink and be scary, life's to short not to.

The SLM

 

Misery. (and all that it encompasses)

Long story short here peeps. Or at least I'm gonna try real hard to make it short. But I have a feeling that it won't come out that way. Short that is. Here goes. I've felt bad lately. Real, real bad. Thought I had the flu. Started last thursday at 3:42pm. I realize you are not my doctor and I am not sitting in an exam room (like I was yesterday) needing to tell you specifics, but I must. It's necessary. Kinda.

Anyway, thought it was the flu. Nausea, fever, chill's, ache's, pain's, and lethargy. (always wanted to type the word lethargy) I immediately thought FLU. Possibly H1N1. We all know that Matt Lauer is doing his job really, really well when all of a sudden one day when you are not feeling oh so very well, the first thing you blurt out is "HOLY MOLY I have swine flu". Yes, we all throughly have the *bleep* scared out of us and it's all Matt's fault. Thanks Matt! Just kidding, I don't watch Matt Lauer.

But seriously wouldn't you think flu? That's what I would think. That's what I thought. It's how I thunk. (forgive me)

But... I was still functioning and since I was still able to somewhat function I thought perhaps it was not the flu. And then I moved onward. I tend to do that even when faced with serious health symptoms. I just keep on keepin on. I'm weird like that.

Here are several example's of how I truly think, do, or roll when something like this happens: 

1. Been shivering since friday.   -  I think I better make several loaf's of bread, a double layer cake and a chicken spaghetti casserole for the boys. 

2.Feeling nothing but bone crushing fatigue.  -  Went and walked two mile's with the dog, did my Jillian Michael's 20 minute shred workout video and 50 push-up's. Cause I thought it would help.

3.Head feel's as if it might explode into nothingness.  -  Today I shall paint a replica of Michelango's Creation of Adam from the Sistine Chapel on my bathroom ceiling today. 

Yes, this is how I operate. Why? Why do I ignore? Ignore and move forward despite being two step's away from hospitalization.

"You won't be happy unless you're going mock2 with you're hair on fire" (name that movie) This is me. I just can't help it.

 This is also by the way where my youngest offspring get his non-stop-ness. Non-stop-ness? Yes, peeps it's a true inherited trait.  A sad trait to inherit, but true indeed.

Anyway, the symptoms got worse and my behavior as well. I yelled at the kids, snapped at the dog, and told the mail man to get a life. Not really on that last one, but I wanted to.

Still could not put my finger on just what was going on with me, myself and me.

Then, while I lay there thinking to myself that having baboo shoots run under my fingernails would be less uncomfortable than this, it dawned on me. Like a revelation the size of Texas I realized that I was feeling exactly the way I felt four years and 18 days ago in December (I think it was a tuesday) when I woke one dark and stormy morning, stood up out of my bed and fell completely over. My entire body just toppled over and hit the wall. I was DIZ-EE. Then I went to the walk-in-clinic. After someone drove me there of course. Then after one urine test and a game of 50 questions they proceeded to tell me I could go immediately to the ER or they could start a IV right there because I was the proud owner of an out of control urinary tract infection. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Festive Kwanza for that matter! It was horrible. 

All that said. I have one again. A UTI.  Make's you feel like you are dying. Really does. No happy feeling's here. Just croaking. You just feel like totally and completely keeling over. But good new's! Once I realized what was wrong I was 15 kinds of happy. Like I had won the lottery. Even if my body still felt like it wa going through a pasta press. It was such a relief because I realized I wasn't dying from swine flu, toe nail cancer, or a rare form of mongolian chicken pox. Which several times a month I'm convined I am dying from. I realize I'm weird. Just accept it and go on. I have.

But the kids did have fresh baked bread to eat. See?

 

They were not affected one little bit by my illness.

 

And the dog got walked. He did not suffer either.

 

Nope just me and my urinary tract. Alone in our misery. Aren't you so glad I told you this?

Thought so.

Until next time. (Halloween Sneak Peek coming up)

Over and Out

The  Sideline Mom (with the vunerable urinary tract apparently)

 

 

Kiddo's has them some skillz. (or something like that)

Remember this?. The skate competition the boys participated in this past September.

First it was originally scheduled for July. Then it was cancelled due to rain here in Middle Tennessee (imagine that)

Then the boys got really upset when they heard the news and acted badly.

Then I decided I was moving to Bermuda. Alone. I do this on a regular basis.  The reason being...I live with boys. Don't judge me. I'm entitled. Or not.

Then they rescheduled the competition for September.

Then in September the boys participated and had a marvelous time.  Mo won this. A skateboard. He won it for having the most beat up board on the ramps that day. And for being fearless. Or competing despite being fearful. However you would like to look at it.

 

But neither one placed 1st, 2nd or 3rd.

Where did they place we asked? They said they would post the scores later.

So we waited.

And watched.

And checked. Here www.franklinskateshop.com

And waited some more..

And then... this.

 

So close.

And yet so very far.

Morgan 4th

Austin   9th

Out of seventeen competitors.... it's not a bad place to land. For either of them.

And yes Mo did beat out his bother (4 year's his senior) 

In fact he beat out most of the other's who were well into they're teens.

We were happy for them.

 

Here's what knowledge we gained from the experience. 

Get out there and do something scary.

 

It's fun.

It's worth it. 

I Promise.

 

 

Over and out.

The SLM 
 
  
  

And the winner is....

So this nifty Fusion Graffiti backpack goes to...

Comment #4 Posted by: Charlie who said:

I was that kid not to long ago. I skated with broken wrists, shattered coller bones and even an ruptured appendix. I had my fair share of  sprained and broken ankles too. While waiting on the application process for the US Marshal Service to complete (99% done!!), Irecently graduated college andn took on the role of assistant coach to the towns Dixie Youth baseball league, coaching a minor league team (4th and 5th graders). I'd still coach baseball with a broken foot. Getting out there and enjoying the sport I love with a group of 14 boys who love it just as much as I did when I was there age (and through highschool) really brightens up my week. There isn't much to do now that friends have moved on and the job you want to get still hasn't knocked on the door, and being out there on the field, helping the guys hone the skills they need to furthur themselves  in the hobby that I love is something I wouldn't give up right now, reguardless of the situation

Well Charlie, you sound as if you have the same demeanor as my overly eager, super tenacious Morgan. (God bless your mother, I feel her exhaustion) Sounds like nothing hold's you back and you must certainly have the determination of a herd of wild horses. Keep up the good work. Hope the backpack come's in handy. Oh and keep up the coaching as long as you can. The world needs more young guys like you with a passion to help those gangly, adolesent boys who eat, sleep and breath the game of baseball. God speed and more power to ya.

 E-mail your address. I want to get that backpack to you as soon as possible. 

And I must say, this first  giveaway was mighty enjoyable. I think I'll do it again. Soon. And I promise the next one will be just as  spectacular. 

Watch for it.

Over and out.

The Sideline Mom  

This particular child and Sidelinemom's first giveaway

How do you solve a problem like my Morgan?

How do catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means "this child"?

A flibbity jibbit, a will-of-the wisp, a clown.

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him.

Many a thing he ought to understand.

But how do you make him stay and listen to all you say?

How do you keep a wave upon the sand.

 

My answer. You can't. I've tried.

I said "Mo, your foot is broken, you are wearing a boot and you cannot skateboard"! I found him in the garage on his ramp doing that very thing anyway. Yes, skateboarding. Then I said again "You can't do that"! and he says with nothing but total enthusiam in his voice "Yes I can! Watch Mom"! while performing a rock-to-fakie, super-de-duper skate board trick. What ever that is. Then I whacked my head on the garage wall three times. It makes me feel better. And then I said "I give up!" There simply is not a way to stop this child.

Do you see my delimma? Feel my pain? Have one just like him? Maybe we can share strategy. It could ease the tension possibly.

This would be him. In his boot. And yes! At the skatepark! Doing his stuff.

 

There was a skate clinic. He went. He skated. He succeeded. (as well as you can succeed with a big boot on your foot) 

You can't, as they say, keep a good boy down.

 

So in honor of overcoming adversity, facing a problem by plowing right over it or just plainly refusing to give up (or in my case finally giving up) I though this would be a great time to give something away for thee very first time here at The Sidelinemom.

 The wonderful people at www.Toysandgamesonline.com  are helping The Sideline Mom with that very thing.  Toys and games online is a great website and I might add not only limited to toys and games but also cool things like kids sporty room decor, bikes, backpacks, wall art, crib bedding and some really great furniture like twin beds found on one of ToyandGamesOnline's sister site's.  Which, I myself was hoping Mo would be in right now. His bed that is. Perferrably with his foot elevated at this particular time.

 But as they say, That ain't ever gonna happen"!

 I've lost that battle people. I've lost it in the worst kind of way. But let's not wallow in defeat okay? 

So!

Today we are giving away... 

The Fusion Backpack

In Graffiti.

Every skater needs one. Or football player. Or golfer for that matter. It would also make a great Christmas present for you're little whipper snapper. Or your husband. Even your wife. Boyfriend, girlfriend, boss or Aunt Mildred in Tucumcari, New Mexico. Like Totally dude. Or not.

Or yourself. That would work also.

You'll look totally rad I'm sure.

 

If you would like a chance to win this totally rad Graffiti backpack, with it's three zippered sections, music port and lightweight, super strong material, in the comments and in the name of all that is right and good in the world just tell me one crazy thing.

If you had a broken foot what's the one thing you would continue to do despite the pain and bulkiness of the whole situation?

Winner will be chosen by 8:00 pm wednesday night. Limited to US residents only at this time. 

 

Oh and one last thing.

How do you solve a problem like my Morgan?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Over and out.

The Sideline Mom

   

My kind of gift wrapping.

Hey guys SideLine Mom here.

 I made something.

 I thought I would share.

I can tell you're excited. Or not. Ok, here goes anyway.

Little story first. Real quick I promise.

Not only does my littlest punkster have a October birthday but guess what!... so do several of his friends. Three on the same day. (actually one is the very next day-but they are all squished together) They all love each other.(most of the time) It's spectacular and stuff

 Here are the little knuckle heads. (I mean that in the most loving of terms) Birds of a feather flock together so they say. These guys are a lot alike in personality. Almost too alike sometimes. Too many chiefs, not enough indians. Get my drift. But they actually thrive, enjoy and benefit from being in one another's company. It's fun to watch. Plus they are just super duper cute. Super Duper.

Ok, done with my story now.

 
So when you have a best bud's birthday party to attend any ol' giftwrap and greeting card just won't do. You gotta kind of pump up the volume so to speak.

So I gathered a few things.  Here's what you do. Or what I do. Or whoever want's to do it.

 
The gift being presented was a gift card and large candy bar. Because everybody need's one. A large candy bar that is. Or a gift card for that matter. I personally would love both myself. Like, right now please. Thank you.

 
Ok, so. You will need a little bag. I save these particular bags from scrapbooking supplies that I purchase from time to time. I re-use them alot. They can be opened and resealed at the bottom. I have a million and 1. You can borrow some if you like.  

 
I then measure and cut a piece of red cardstock or blue cardstock or magenta or chartruse or any other color that floats your boat or matches your team's jersey's or birthday party theme to fit inside the resealable bag. How's that for a run on sentence? Geez Louise!

Then adhere the candy and gift card to the cardstock and slip it into the bag.

After that you need pictures, another piece of cardstock, (white preferably) and this will now create you're bag topper. Well, IT won't create the topper for you. You must do it. No lazy peeps round these parts.  

 

 Next , square punch the photo's you have chosen. Or just cut them. But oh how I love my square punch. I love it as big as the sky. I'm sorry, I exaggerate way to much. Onward!

  
Then adhere them to your topper with a few scraps of colored paper. For color. Of course.

 

Then it's time for an embellishment. Cause we all need a little embellishment.

"The  only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize." (name that movie)  

This would be a box of chipboard embellishments. I love chipboard. I love it as big as ... oh never mind, you get it by now.

 
I'm going to use this one I think. It called to me from deep within the package. I listened.

 
But it was plain and colorless. Sort of like my wardrobe at this present time. THAT is for sure another story for another time.

You may color it if you so choose. I so choose.

 
Then I adhered blue paper to the back and cut it around it.

 

Then adhere it to the topper. I will add this little guy's jersey # here into the center in a minute. Please be patient.

 

Next staple the topper to the bag like so.

 

And there you have it. Almost.

 

To hide the  staples we need a little somethin, somethin. Ah yes, ribbon. It will also work well for my tag.

 
My tag works as my greeting card and extra embellishment for the gift. It's a multi-tasker like me. I heart multi-taskers.

Make a very simple tag with a picture and coordinating papers.

 
Add a greeting. Greeting's are nice. Kinda.

 
Hole punch!  "TOE PICK!" (name that movie) So sorry, so very, very sorry. I'm a movie fanatic.

 
This leads me to a accidental idea.When I spotted (no pun intended) the hole punched holes that had fallen after I punched them I thought, CONFETTI!

 
So, I went there.

Then I opened up the re-sealble bag and dropped them in. They looked so very cute. I promise. 

 
After we wrote on the back of the tag and properly attached it we had a cute and nifty gift.

 

His little buddy will treasure it for years to come. Or at least I know his mother will.

 

Now, go make something!

Over and Out.

The Sideline Mum , Mom, Mama Ceeta or Mom. (you can call me what ever you want just don't cal  lme late for dinner) hee hee ho ho I crack myself up.

Bye.

 
 
  

 

 

 

 

Celebrating 8

We started with a homemade cake. Nothing tastes better. Plus I would never deprive my children of licking the beaters as I was allowed to do so many, many times as an itty bitty punk.

 

There is always one goofball in the mix. (No pun intended)

 

I also bought myself a pasty bag and I wanted to use to use it real bad. This is what I got. It was major fun.

 

A few gifts

 

A lot of excitement.

 

One brothers last baseball game. "Are we really at the all field on my birthday mom?" 

 
 Actually he was fine with it.

I was the one having a problem with it. Oh yea, I'm smiling on the outside alright, but on the inside I'm just a boiling cesspool of frustration and angst. I don't care if I'm The Sideline Mom, I'm done with baseball people!

 

A quick dinner out with the fam.

 

One birthday wish. Shhhh don't tell anyone or it won't come true. (Did you say that as a kid?)

 

A great  time was had by all.

Happy Birthday to my

Intense

Thrill Seeking

Fearless

Adventure Loving

Dirt Magnet

of a boy.

Happy Birthday to you. (and many more)

Over and out.

The SLM
  

 
 
   

Last day of being Seven.

He's leaving his seventh year.

 
 Never to return. Today IS the last day of his sevenhood. Sevenhood?

 
It was a fun year.

 
Full of adventure.

 
Broken bones.

 
His typical Craziness.

 

On occasion, desperation (due to the fact that his mother is his school teacher) "Write your spelling words boy"!! (sorry, that just sorta slipped out)   

 

Hey Mo you do realize that when you turn eight it means everyday you must wake up at 8:00 am. No exceptions.  This would be his "What cho talkin bout Willis" face.

 

"Mom, are you serious"?!! (this is where my evil cackle escapes me) "No, I joke, I joke kiddo"! 

 

"You are so funny mom"! And weird. (he tell's me I'm weird on a regular basis)

 
Ahhh yes seven. You've been wonderful to him. We are grateful.  For every second of every minute of every day of every week of every month of this past year. So very grateful.

 

Tomorrow we gotta "CEL-LEE-BRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON! So I'm off to bake a cake. I'll have a piece for you alrighty?!!

Over and Out 

The SLM.
  

 

 

 
  

I have a few things to do.

Do I dare start another post with "I'm busy"? Probably not. Wait a second... maybe I just did anyway. Well.... ok, I am. Busy that is. Just like all of you, I'm sure. BUSY! It's how we roll here in the 21 st century. Right? Busy also make's it hard to keep up with some of the things we love to do. As a general rule, women rarely take time for themselves and let's not even mention doing thing's that we truly love. Ok, lets DO mention it. A few of those for me would be blogging and scrapbooking. I could also add to the list painting, shopping, watching movies, reading, organizing, cooking, baking and candlestick making. Just kidding on that last one. Actually I'm  not. I have issues. But there are so many things. So, so many, that I love, love, love to do. But of course I cannot do them all. At least not all the same time. Now that would be a sight wouldn't it? I have been trying to balance it all for awhile now. Love that word. Balance. It rolls off the tongue so nicely. Say it with me. B A L A N C E.  Ahhh, beautiful, beautiful word indeed.

 

Here are a few of the things I'm trying to balance right now.

Things Sideline Mom does on a daily/weekly/monthly basis

• Eating right and exercise. (I have come to learn you can't give this one up)
• Walking the dog (this does not always count as exercise-unless I have not excercised then it does)
• Homeschool (Two grade levels I might add-Heaven help me-notice one empty chair...that would mean my youngest offspring is still asleep, one of the many reasons why we now homeschool)
•  
• Laundry (can't the kids just run around naked like in ancient days)
• Cleaning out the car (at times I could have fed a third world country with what was in the floors of mine- not really )
• Folding laundry (can't I just let them dig out what they need from the basket)
• Time by myself (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
• Dishes (run the dang dishwasher twice most days)
• Grocery shopping (only shopping I have time for these days so.. I like it) 
• Cooking ( I like this one-most days)
• Cleaning (dusting, vacumn, toilets, trash, etc. times infinity)
• Painting my toe nails (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ) 
• Organizing (it's a must and a continual project as your family grows and changes unless youwant to end up like one of those family's on CLEAN HOUSE - that would be embarrassing. Would it be overly dramatic to state that this shelf below completely, unconditionally and irrevocably saved my life "He saved me, in every way that a person can be saved" - name that movie  )
• Time with boys (homeschooling does not apply here - unless I have not spent time with them then it does)
• sports (for the boys of course.  I gave up water polo a long time ago. Here is half of a scrapbook layout of Mo doing just that-sports. I'll show the whole layout later, I promise)
• Haircuts (I have not had one in a year but the boys start to look a little freaky after awhile. Ok..., so do I. )
• Doctor appointment's (not to mention the unexpected ones-By the way Mo broke his foot AGAIN this past weekend, They truly know us all by our first names at the orthopedist. You think I'm kidding. I so would not kid bout this one. Like totally ) Picture taken from last broken foot.
• Dentist/Ortho appointment's
• scrapbooking (it matters-this little project shown below I am SOOO excited about. I'll show it to you later. I promise. )
• Photography (can't scrapbook without it, hello)
•  Blogging (now what would you do if you could not read the insanity of my life on a weekly basis)
• I could go on but I'll stop for now. I know you are glad.

So, I know really that everyone leads a busy life. I know this. I really do. It also help's to write it all down at times. An unexamined life is not worth living so they say. So just wondering. What does your list look like. Have you  written it down lately. It's helpful. It really, really is. Just saying

Over and out.

Love and giggles.

The Sideline Mom 

 

 

 

  

A serving of random-ness.

I've been busy. Life is busy. It's ok, I like busy. Kinda. What I am trying to say is a busy life is just fine with me. Never mind. I really don't know what I am trying to say. Let's just move on shall we.

Here's what's going on.

I went back to Cincinnati this past weekend. With the boys.  We did this for two reasons.

First,  I told these cuties here

 that I would come back soon and bring they're so-called "cousins" for a fun visit. I am a woman of my word if nothing else.

Second, with the monsoon type atmosphere that we have found ourselves in over the last couple of weeks here in our lovely Middle Tennessee area, most of these

 

 have been cancelled.  So we did not miss any games in taking a quick trip up north. I am a woman who demands that my children to be in perfect attendance while playing on any ball team if nothing else. It's just how I roll. I'm crazy like that and stuff.

It was a fun trip. I'll tell you all about it later. I promise. Or not.

Homeschool: Off to a great start. Following a more regimented plan this year. It can get a little stuffy. I might have to change it up a bit here an there. Don't want to be boring teacher or anything. That would be as bad as... well I don't know, but it could be really bad. 

 

Next: More scrapbook pages.

One for A-Train

 

One for Mo.

 

I've set a goal. A 100 layout's by December 2010. It's approximately 2 layout's a week.   T o t a l l y   do-able. I'm gonna go for it man.

Next: I have weird kids. This is I how I found Austin walking around the house a few days ago. You think I'm kidding. I so do not kid about weird-ness.  He was just going about his business in this manner. Weird. I have no better word for it.

 

As you may know, he has a brother who want's to do everything just like his weird brother. He want's to be one of the weird ones. What can I say?  "ANDY... YOU GOONIE!!" (name that movie-and who screams the line?-I watched it 1 million times as a kid)

 This copy-cat thing is a problem. But, I am choosing the battles I wish to partake in these day's and this is not one of them. Let the weirdness fly I say.

Next: the Skateboarding fetish: It a strong one peeps. This one want's to show me skating gear 24 hour's a day. He follow's me around. I can't get away. (plz look away from the junk on my counter in the background of this pic- it happens)

 He show's me all sorts of things. Board's, decks, wheels, grip's, bearing's, ...     "Sporto's, motorheads, geeks, dweebs, bloods, wastoids, dweebies" (again, name that movie) 

It's starting to drive me a little insane (scuse me while I go  wack my head against the wall a few times) **short pause** Ok, I'm back. I feel better now.

 

Anyway, he just love's the stuff. He's got his eye on this particular deck right here. I just personally have a hard time finding all of it interesting. But I'm a good listener if I'm nothing else, or at least I try to be.

 

 

And finally the last bit of this crazy post of complete random-ness.

2 more pics and

1 overwhelming thought.

Pic #1      Austin & Sabrina

 

Pic #2     Austin & Sabrina

Now for the overwhelming thought: WHEN IN THE WORLD DID THIS HAPPEN?!!! 

Somebody? Anybody? Tell me exactly  HOW  do they grow this lightening fast?!

I realize I am suppose to be celebrating the fact that my first born is growing, maturing and moving forward in life., but right now I just want  someone to please return to me the breath that was just sucked out of my lungs as I compared these two photos.  

We're we not JUST dressing them up for the first photo above a few weeks ago? I'm sure we were. Sure of it! 

Excuse me while I go...    go....  do something. I don't know what. I need a moment or five.

Have a beautiful day.

Over and out.

Bye.

The potentially stable (somewhere in the future I hope)  Side Line Mom 

 

Because it matters.

I scrapbook. Rather sporadically, but I do scrapbook. The stories are important to me even if they are not full/complete stories so to speak and even if they don't always have facts specific to that particular event or situation. Take this recent layout for example:

  

Just a quick jot down of the day Mo got a new set of wheels on his skateboard. Not really a very detailed memory but a reminder that getting new wheels is fun and important to him. To me. To us.  I like the layout enough (going to work on page design a bit also) but I think I will start adding more details to future layouts. (if I can remember to remind myself to do this)

I recently took stock of my past scrap-booking experiences and layouts and I was not fully satisfied with what I had accomplished. (or not) Not really happy at all.

 The pages were not horribly lacking in documentation, I just would have liked to have more info for the boys to read later in life. More journaling of they're personal histories. So, I am going to go a little deeper. Keep up the scrap-booking (I was thinking of giving it up all together) but get better at getting the details in the mix. Just better overall documentation. I have lots of pics. I just don't have the specific info I want. I can be so un-specific. It's just me. Unspecific. Alway's have been a "fly-by-the-seat of my pant's kind of girl, ya know, moment to moment". So here is the question... can me, myself and me, the unspecific, vague and hazy Sonja really be more specific in my scrap-booking endeavors? This will be interesting to find out. And...   this, I guess you could say is a very, pre-new year's resolution statement from me. How's that for an early bird? I let you know. Or not.

Did any of this make sense?

Cause it matters peeps. It really does matter.

 

Over and out.

Go do something creative.

The SLM

Quick update and a bit about Mo feeling tingly.

I don't feel as if I have time to blog. But I'm going to. Because I like it. It's fun.   Also, I may go insane if I don't. So, onward we go.  

I don't have much time at the moment because the schedule for homeschool does not allow much extra time for anything. Who's idea was this whole homeschool thing again? Mine? Oh yea, ok, nevermind.

This is would be Austin's schedule. Part of it. I must keep record of his completed lessons. Or I will go loony toons on everyone. His are highlighted in orange.

 

Mo's also. Well, actually they are in yellow. Someday it will all make sense. I'm sure of it.

 

In other news: The skate competition. At our YMCA. The boys participated.  It was great. They had a good turnout. The boys did well. Meaning they both skated at they're personal best. There were a lot of kids there.

The competition had a beginner, intermediate and advanced group.  Both A and Mo were in the beginners catagory since they have only skated for about a year now. And Mo is only 7 (although soon to be 8-the countdown is on)

Austin here. He completed a few narly tricks and felt good about his efforts. Is it still cool to use the word narly? I didn't think so.

 

Mo. Well, he did his thing. He is fearless as they say. It's just the way he rolls. Just before the competition he said "Mom...I'm feeling kinda tingly" (he also said it before bed the night before) In other words..he was nervous. I like the word tingly much better don't you? 

  This would be an 8 foot "drop in" ramp folks. Strait down. And I'm just gonna throw out there for the record that I pray a lot. A whole, whole lot.  You are free to do this also if you are so inclined. Thank you very much for your participation in this matter.

 

Neither of the boys placed but Morgan did walk away with a little somethin, somethin. See his board here. It's just about as beat up as his own body is on any given day after several hours at the skate park. Yes, this little guy is as hard on his board as he is on his body and it shows. The thing is nearly torn to bits on both ends.

 

At end of the competition this guy here who own's the local skate shop and who was a pro himself    (skated with Tony Hawk-also held the worlds record for highest olley at one time-if you don't know what that is there's a Learn the Skateboard trick names and they're definitions here  at 8:00pm )     asked the crowd of competitors who they thought had the most beat up board. Mo won by a long shot. Plus, he said Morgan was pretty fearless for a 7 yr old. Here is the new board.

 

From that smile and gleam of total awe radiating from his face one would think he had just won the Heisman and that the board was made of pure gold.

 He. 

Was. 

Thrilled.

He was just ridiculously happy people. And after riding this one for so long...

 

who could blame him.

Only problem now.... he thinks he can do this. 

 

This would be one of the advanced competitors and actually he skated at the X Games this year. He is a pro from Nashville. Morgan thinks he hung the moon.  And again... he thinks with the new board this stunt is a possibility. Does anyone have a few bottles of vodka calming words for his mother. I would be forever indebted.

Anyway, a great time was had by all.

  

Oh and this smile

 

went to bed with him that night. Never has one lasted so long.

Until next time peeps.

Over and out.

The SLM

 

Homeschool, baseball and my sanity. (or lack thereof, not in that particular order)

School has started, fall ball is in full swing (no pun intended) the laundry, dishes, grocery shopping and other misc. nightmare chores that call my name on daily hourly basis are not looking as if they plan on setting sail anytime soon. Sidelinemom is tired. I just am. So the story goes people. I totally realize that you've heard it all before. But really, I am fatigued in a permanent way. Suppose it comes with the territory. Just felt it necessary to state that for the record for some reason. And, just a quick reminder: the holidays are on their way. Ya know Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Not to depress you or anything, but they are coming. Lovely.

Pics below for Dad (sorry I have not called-I will this weekend-Love you) Do you think it odd that I leave messages to my father via my blog posts? Is that just weird?  I have to fit in tidbits of communication anywhere I can folks. I'm a busy woman.

They are the Durham Bulls this season. In the fall, the uniforms sport minor league team logos. Veddy, veddy interesting. The team names are interesting I mean. Here are a few.  You have the Lookouts,  Casper Ghosts, Nuts, (yes there is a team called the Nuts) Iron Pigs, (yep) Sand Nats, and Lake Monsters. Like I said veddy, veddy interesting. Go figure, cause I can't. Just to weird.

Nice swing. He's been working on it specifically. It shows.

   

Pitching. He loves to pitch. So very, very much.

 

This is still his best position.

 

But in fall ball it's all about trying new things. Like this.

 

Catching for the first time. He never wanted to try it before now. But, spontaneously, he does.

Then there's this little guy here. Good golly miss molly.

  

He has his mom's heart COM-pletely. He just does.

 

And everywhere he goes, that heart of mine goes with him. Yep, sure does. It  travels right along. Around bases, diving for baseballs, flying full speed down skateboard ramps. He's got it and..... um...     let me just say one thing ahead of time here to my future daughter-in-law.(should she happen to be reading this)   I apologize.   I apologize for the fact that,    well....   he's mine. It's gonna be interesting. Just sayin.

I know. I have issues. Just hush alright. 

Here he is with his guys. Ya know, his amigos, buddies, pals, homies. We, (their mothers and I- ok just me really) like to call them The Three Musketeers, The Holy Trinity, Larry, Curly and Mo, The Triple Threat or on particular days The Knuckleheads. Whatever fits at that time. They have been playing football and baseball together since thay were babies. Wait! They are still babies. Nevermind. I don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, they work together like internal gears of a fine swiss watch, like a well oiled machine, like, like, like a trio of 7 yrs olds who really just "get" one another. Heck, I don't  know what to compare the compability they have with one another too really, but it's just ridiculously fun to watch, if you know what I mean.  It really is. 

  

 

Now on a much, much more personal note. Kinda. These next few pics will give you a visual on my present reality. If I could please have a moment of silence from ya'll.

The homeschool curriculum arrived a week ago. Fed Ex man had to carry them in. He did not look real pleased. I mean it is his job for crying out loud. Right?!! Sorry, little touchy these days. 

 

After the boxes were unpacked

 

This is what was very apparent to me, myself and me . I am in trouble.

 

 Big, huge, ginormous trouble. 

 

And with instructor manuals that look like this. It only spelled one thing.

More trouble. I can hear Travis Tritt singing it right now "I smell T R O U B L E." Yes, I smell it too. Like my dog on the floor in front of me, who has not been bathed in nearly 2 months. Stinky man.

 

Can I get a valium prayer from you sisters out there? I could really use one. Naw, actually, I really think it will all be ok.

I've also taken up enough of your time at this point, so before I make even more of a fool out of myself I will go. Go and crawl into a dark and drafty corner somewhere and rock violently back and forth while pulling my hair's out one at a time until I feel a little better. Don't worry bout me, I'll be just fine, really.

More updates from the homeschool front later. *honest little secret* the impending doom of being a homeschool mom is not nearly as bad as it seems. I promise. I think.

Until next time.

Over and out.

Thanks for listening.

The Sidelinemom

 

 

Organization. (I realize most of you will never read past this title-It's ok, I love you anyway)

I promise this will be very short and tolerable sweet. Had to get things in order man. I was being suffocated by stuff. Not really. But we did have quite a few things I just did not have a storage place for. Nice home, just not enough storage space. Story of my life. It's gut wrenching. Again, not really.

Stuff.

 I had been comtemplating what in the world to do about this stuff for a long time. Far to long. A long, long, super long time. It was stuff that had to be  kept/stored. Plus about 5 boxes of books in the garage. Read much? I couldn't just throw it away. I have thrown a lot away already. Plus homeschooling books and supplies. Eeek! What to do? Here is my final answer Regis. I went to Ikea. It was a quick fix. As opposed to a built-in. And more cost effective too. But we do not have a local Ikea.

Drove to Cincinnati to pick it up. Shipping was ridiculous. Plus my BFF is there. Why not? Can you believe we don't have Ikea here in Nashville. Why? It's a tragedy of epic proportions. Ikea, why ever won't you come to us?

But I got to see these beauties in the process. My BFF's offspring. Worth every mile I drove.

Found a bookcase/wall unit. Actually I spent hours online at they're website, so I knew just what to get. Walked in. Bought the darn thing. Brought it home already.

First I had to put it together. This is one of my least favorite things about Ikea. You must assemble the stuff. I'll get over it I suppose. Maybe not.  Look at the chaos.

 

Then I did what I do most day's when faced with something this heinous and frightening. I made Molten Chocolate cake with real whipped cream. Then I ate it. It was undisputably and totally the right thing to do. *Burp*

 

After the cake, I put my big girl panties on and proceeded onward.  29 hours and 93 minutes later I had this. Is proceeded a word? I didn't think so.

 

Sweet baby Jesus!

I spent the next 24 hours sorting stuff and loading it up. Almost did not make it out breathing. Oh and those beautiful black storage boxes hold a multitude of sins. And no one can see them. It's inspiring, really it is.

 

Lots of room to  spare. As Martha would say "It's a good thing" Now homeschool does not seems so life sucking. Actually I think it is just the stuff that was lifesucking. Organization is a beautiful thing. It is. Do it. Go for it. It's a must. Oh, so is the Molten Chocolate cake. You can find it here. www.tastykitchen.com You will never regret it. I promise.

Over and out.

Until the next goofy story, go get organized! I'll set you free. Promise.

he Sideline Mom.